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Matt Baker UK

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this was typed out by L.Laliet in dz1 christmas eve 2013, I liked it and managed to scribble it down,

 

I'm posting this as a favour to Cempa who missed the start in dz0 earlier, I hope you enjoy it.

 

 

It was the night before Christmas,

and all through the house,

not a creature was stirring,

except for a mouse,

 

the shotguns were hung by the chimney with care,

in hope that Zombie Claus soon would be there,

 

Pro_Tyle and Cempa were snug in their beds,

while visions of murder danced in their heads,

 

and Rain in his kerchief and I in my cap,

had settled down for a long winters nap,

 

when out on the lawn there arose such a clamour,

I reached for my Luger and pulled back the hammer,

 

away to the window I flew with all haste,

tore open the shutters and began to lay waste,

 

the blood on the breast of the new fallen dead,

gave the lustre of rubies all glistening and red,

 

when what should I see but a minature sleigh,

pulled by filthy monkeys !

 

and then as I stood with my mouth all agape,

I heard the moaning and gnawing of those damn filthy apes,

 

as I drew back the trigger all set for the kill,

down the chimney came Zombie Santa.... ah, what a thrill !

 

a bundle of limbs poked out from his sack,

and he looked like a hobo having a snack,

 

his eyes were glazed over, his nose was not there,

his cheeks were half eaten but he did not care,

 

the drool from his mouth spilled onto the floor,

and the stench from his carcass I simply adore,

 

the stump of a leg he held tight n his teeth,

he wore some intestines on his head like a wreath,

 

he had sores on his face and a distended belly,

that shook when he moaned like a bowl full of jelly,

 

he was deliciously gaunt, it made me giggle,

and I laughed and I laughed and I wet myself a little  D :

 

a wink from his eye as it popped from his head,

oh how I love the sexy undead,

 

he spoke not a word and went straight for my heart,

as I levelled my 12 gauge and blew him apart,

 

on the floor lay his finger aside of his nose,

on the tree, like ornaments, were his teeth and his toes,

 

and then in an instant he sprang back to life,

I threw down the gun and reached for my knife,

 

but up the chimney he went as he gave me the finger,

'No' I shouted, 'you must stay, you must linger!'

 

and I heard Zombie Claus moan as he flew out of sight,

Merry Christmas to all and to all Good Night !

 

 

best wishes to everyone in the dz and all the developers,

 

M x


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Cempa

Cempa
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I love it! :D

Thanks Matt!

 

Merry Christmas to all!

 

Much Love :D


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